me before showering: i don’t want to shower
me once in the shower: i live here now
Caleb // Canadian // 19
*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what
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tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
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maybe the reason i can’t sleep is because there are enemies nearby
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IM SCREMANIGN the caption is just fake roller coaster
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someone: are you ok
me: ...........anyway
I love this sign.
CAN WE SAY THAT LOUDER PLEASE
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me: pass the aux cord i got some 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
me:
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